Mama's big adventure!

Mom went on a ride-along today with the po-po to witness Dad's new career first hand and hopefully find out what the hell is wrong with him!
Well, it appears to have backfired as Mama said it was GREAT and she really enjoyed herself. She witnessed a felony bust and got to see several people arrested. The officer that she went with is the husband of one of Mom's clients and he works for the same department that Dad will be working for so she wanted to see what Dad was getting himself into.

Dad is excited that she liked it and I heard him say this: "Maybe she will want to 'rough up the suspect' later tonight"

I have no idea what that means, although I just threw up in mouth a little.


I'll be your huckleberry,


Brady

60 Flippin' degrees?!

Ok... what a strange winter we are having. Last Friday it got down to -5 in Denver. Today it is going to be at least 60 degrees! It was over 60 yesterday too. Seems like a great day to go outside... except Dad has no clue what clothes to put on me since it's warm but there is still 2 feet of snow on the ground and now there are HUGE puddles everywhere. Maybe we will wear shorts, T-shirts, gloves and boots? who knows...

Too cool for Pre-School,


Brady

Welcome to the abyss...

Well... The NFL is over for the season. Not sure what Dad and I are going to do with ourselves. The Super-Bowl was fun. Looks like I am getting a new pair of shoes thanks to the Colts!!! Cousin Mary (Mom's cousin) and Uncle Dick (I call him Uncle Penis) came over and they brought a turkey! a cooked turkey! It was good. I didn't really get to see Dad for about 4 hours as he was hunkered down watching the game.

This is the time of year that we call the "sports abyss". I suppose a person could watch the NBA (Nah) and there is always baseball... I am pretty sure that the Rockies have been mathematically eliminated from the playoffs already. I imagine Boston and New York fans still get excited for the start of baseball but here in places where we have no chance to win we are just excited to get to go outside and watch another 5 1/2 hour, 15-10 game. Whatever. It kind of makes me miss Denny Neagle and his $20 hookers.


Nana Foy left a little while ago for the airport. Her visit was short and I will miss her.





Thank you baby Jesus for Rex Grossman,


Brady

SUPER BOWL!

Game day is finally here! Dad and I have already played a little football in the basement... If you ask me he is a little easy to take down but maybe I am just a devastating tackler? Dad keeps telling me that maybe I should consider being a kicker or punter... WHAT?! something about 5'8" white guys not making it very far at middle linebacker... thanks for squashing my dreams at the age of 2 !
I have to apologize for the obscene pic with this post but I figure that it was on network television so why not here? To me, the naked booby (or is it boobie?) isn't obscene... what IS obscene and uncalled for is that it was a 40 year old boob. They couldn't find a 22 yr. old to get naked? It was the Super Bowl afterall. Whatever, on to the pick... (Dad has a pick on his blog so you can see who is closer to getting it today-we have wagered a chocolate milk on the game) Here is how I see this game playing out... early is the first half, Colts DE Dwight Freeney is going to hold up a mirror to Rex Grossman who will gaze into said mirror and come to a realization: "holy crap! I am Rex Grosman! I suck" and... at that point the Bears will fall apart:

COLTS 41

Bears 26



Drink up,


Brady

Auntie Kelly is the best!

Take a good close look at the booties in the picture... they are the ONLY thing that will fit my baby bro Beau. Auntie Kelly and Uncle Art "tiste" gave them to Beau last week and he has been wearing them ever since. Poor Beau, I have like 10 pairs of shoes and he just has the one pair of booties that fit. Beau has long skinny feet and none of his socks will stay on him so the booties have been a life saver. Dad says that Beau must have Mom's feet because the Fairbanks' all have feet that are the shape of paper-back books. It's a wonder we can even balance on our little 2X4 feet...

I better get to bed.

See ya tomorrow,

Brady

Friday...

My cousins Sidney and Jack came over with Aunt Patty to play and have dinner. Uncle Jeff was still working, bummer. We went a little crazy and had lots of fun (like always) Here are a couple pics of Sid with Beau. Not the best shots of Beau as he was a little pissed.. but who cares? Sidney looks great, and she told me that is all that matter!

Just Chillin',


Brady

Movie review: OPEN SEASON

Welcome to a brand new feature on Brady's blog: a movie review!

I watched the animated masterpiece "Open Season". This film is the story of a domesticated grizzly bear named Boog (voiced by Martin Lawrence- I guess Eddie Murphy was too expensive?) and a fast talking mule deer named Elliot (voiced by Ashton Kutcher- he is always available) Boog and Elliot work together to unite the creatures of the forrest against an evil hunter. This movie is fast paced, fun, and best of all has a good life lesson: humans are bad and animals are good.

I liked the movie but I was torn a little because I also like to eat animals almost every day- especially the animals that Dad cooks on the BBQ that can be dipped in various sauces! Yummmmmm.....

OPEN SEASON: 4 sippy cups/out of a possible of 5

Shout out to Nana for bringing the movie for me!

Cinematically yours,

Brady

Nana is here!

What a great day this has been. First, more snow! Some of the adults around here are more than a little annoyed but I think it's awesome! Then Nana shows up and brings me a new DVD: "OPEN SEASON" ! I wanted to watch it all night but had to go to bed... bummer.

I just can't get over the fact that Nana is here! Before I went to bed I looked at Nana and said: "Are you not going anywhere? will you be here for cereal tomorrow?" So I was pretty stoked that she came to visit. Lots of pics for you to check out. Here are a couple of me with Nana and then Beau with Nana.

CIAO,

Brady

Nana Foy arrives today!

Nana is coming in from New Mexico today! I haven't seen her in quite a while so I am pretty excited. I hope she likes football. Mom is picking her up at the airport today and she will be at my house when I get home from Becky's. Just for the record: Dad was against me using the airplane picture that I choose to put on here, something about how the Concorde doesn't fly anymore and that even if it did- it wouldn't go from Albuquerque to Denver. Well, ok Dad. Thanks for the fantastic "advice" but you can put whatever you want on YOUR blog, but this one is mine. When was the last time you updated your blog anyways?

PEACE,

Brady